1) 'Love Gun' by Kiss (1977)
Friday, February 14, 2014
'I Just Called To Say...wait, hold on'
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day. I never really liked the day much. People should celebrate their love every day, and I'm sure they do. It's just ridiculous that we have yet another holiday that has Christian connotations yet is also completely stripped of its religious context. It's yet another excuse for Americans to go out and spend their money on things that they do not really need, namely chocolates, plastic perfumed roses, and giant teddy bears. I'm all for flowers. Buy your sweetheart flowers every chance you get. But don't go buying roses that are hiked up to twice the price just because you feel like you have to get your sweetie something on February 14th. It's just another day. You really don't need to get perfume or heart shaped silk boxers. I swear, all of those annoying noise making cards and stuffed animals that sing 'Wild Thing' or 'Muskrat Love' should be put into a large bonfire and like a Viking funeral, be sent out to sea.
I realize that I sound like a complete grouch. Many of you are probably saying, oh well this guy needs to get some lovin'. But I'm married. So there goes that argument of yours. I think the real issue is that I've never liked the gushy sappiness surrounding Valentine's Day. In high school, I would wear all black and go around giving people un-Valentines (with black hearts and messages of doom). In college, my friends and I had a Goth anti-Valentine's celebration by moshing to heavy metal and grunge and then drinking coffee/chain smoking at a local coffee shop where we saw some locals who had the same idea as we did. Even though I'm not single and I have a family now, I still do not like Valentine's Day. I think it's a crock of crap, really. Like I said, it's another excuse to spend money on things on someone who will probably be an ex-something in less than a year. It's fine if you buy a card for your dear old grandma or your angelic children. Even cooking dinner for your husband/wife is a nice touch. But people really go way too far.
So in my spirit of anti-Valentine's, I have a mix for you. I tried to make it 14 songs, but then there were too many good ones. I tried to limit it to 28, but I extended it to 30. So now you have a song for every day of February, including extra for leap years.
With no further adieu, here is my Valentine's playlist.
1) 'Love Gun' by Kiss (1977)
2) 'Love Hurts' by The Everly Brothers (1961)
Nazareth's version (1975)
3) 'Bad Medicine' by Bon Jovi (1988)
4) 'I'm Gonna Follow You'- Pat Benetar (1980)
5) 'Heaven on the 7th Floor' by Paul Nicholas (1977)
6) 'Love' by The Smashing Pumpkins (1995)
7) 'Sour Times' by Portishead (1994)
8) 'My Lover's Box' by Garbage (1995)
9) 'Love Buzz' by Nirvana (1988)
the original Shocking Blue version (1969)
10) 'The Perfect Drug' by Nine Inch Nails (1997)
11) 'Hate Then Love' by The Dears (2008)
12) 'Song for the Dumped' by Ben Folds Five (1997)
13) 'Satellite of Love' by Lou Reed (1972)
14) 'Shady Love' by Scissor Sisters (2012)
15) 'Love Boy' by Dana International (2007)
16) 'Get Your Hands Off of My Woman' by The Darkness (2003)
17) 'Terrible Love' by The National (2010)
18) 'Only Love' by Grace Potter and the Nocturnals (2010)
19) 'Addicted to Love' by Florence + the Machines (2009)
Robert Palmer version (1986)
20) 'Love Will Tear Us Apart' by Joy Division (1980)
21) 'Sewing the Seeds of Love' by Tears for Fears (1989)
22) 'Always' by Erasure
23) 'Believe' by Elton John (1994)
24) 'Crying' by Aerosmith (1994)
25) 'Nobody Lives Without Love' by Eddi Reader (1995)
26) 'Everything About You' by Ugly Kid Joe (1991)
27) 'Apologize' by One Republic (2007)
28) 'No One's Gonna Love You' by Cee Lo Green (2010)
original by Band of Horses (2008
29) 'Part Time Lover' by Stevie Wonder (1985)
30) 'Who Wants to Live Forever' by Queen (1986)
I hope you enjoyed that non-sappy, hopefully more original rendition of songs that celebrate February 14th without being too Celine Dion/Whitney Houston/Mariah Carey cliche. So get out that box wine and turn up the volume on these. Drown your sorrows in some songs that celebrate the real meaning of heartache and sorrow. That is how Valentine's Day is truly meant to be celebrated, crooning and moaning along to songs for the broken hearted and commonly misunderstood.
And by the way, it's ridiculous that while our society has a day for love that many Americans still cannot show their love openly (yes, I'm talking about the gays). Everyone is all for love and affection as long as it exists between a man and a woman. For the record, I don't like PDA of any kind but if we're going to have a day honoring it, then you might as well include everyone. Right!? So know that my personal boycott of February 14th also has to do with our bigoted views of homosexual relationships. If we're gonna let the love light shine, then let everyone shine it brightly.
See, I'm all for love, just not the commercialized, consumerist kind. You can't box up and price my love. Love is far too powerful of an emotion to be packaged as a categorical commodity. Love is love. Let yours shine.
Love unconventionally, unconditionally,